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mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0cm; mso-para-margin-right:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0cm; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-fareast-language:EN-US;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal">Turgut Erat'ın TV EM'de hazırlayıp sunduğu "Son Durak" programına katılan Uğur Dündar programda Başbakan Erdoğan'a atıfta bulunarak bir fıkra anlattı.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Minibüsteki yolcuların "sizi ne zaman ekranlarda göreceğiz?" sorusuna Uğur Dündar bir fıkra ile cevap verdi.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">İşte o yanıt:</b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Napolyon tekrar dünyaya gelmiş, beyaz saraya gitmiş, başkan Obama ile yemek yerken demiş ki, "eğer benim elimde sizin sahip olduğunuz silahlar olsaydı, ben waterloo savaşını kesinlikle kaybetmezdim".</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Daha sonra Rusya ziyaretine gitmiş, Kremlin Sarayı'na çıkmış Putin ile yemek yerken Putin'e dönüp "Sayın Putin sizin elinizdeki KGB'ye benzer güçlü bir istihbarat teşkilatı, gizli servis bende olsaydı ben Waterloo savaşını asla kaybetmezdim" demiş.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sonra da Türkiye'ye gelmiş. Başbakan Sayın Tayyip Erdoğan ile yemek yemişler ve yemekten sonra Tayyip Bey'e dönüp, "Mösyö Tayyip sizin elinizdeki mükemmel basın gibi basın benim elimde olsaydı Waterloo savaşını kaybettiğimi hiç kimse duymazdı"</p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p>